Patrick Conlon

Just add cran.
Beware of Cranpus.

Worked with the hilarious folks at Piggyback to turn the Emmy-award winning Bryan Cranston into the dreaded cranberry-stealing Cranpus. The holidays are officially cran-celed.

9 months after a Super Bowl victory, winning teams' cities see a rise in births. A phenomenon known as Super Bowl Babies. 

We formed a choir of actual Super Bowl Babies from the past 50 years to sing an ode to the night they were conceived with the king of babymaking music himself... Seal.

“Best Ads Of the Decade” - Business Insider
”Most Memorable Ads Of The Decade” - Forbes
World Changing Ideas 2020 - Fast Company
Third Most Watched Ad Of The Year On YouTube
”#1 Most Captivating Brand Campaign On Social Media in 2019” - AdWeek

Every Super Bowl, America’s water treatment plants go into full-on crisis mode. Because when that halftime whistle blows, so do we. This is America's Halftime Bathroom Break. Is your bathroom ready?

Leading up to Super Bowl Sunday, we helped Febreze reach its highest week of sales ever. That’s a 💩load of air freshener.

Some things are worth searching for—and with Google Shopping, they’re easier to find than you’d think. Whether you know exactly what you want or you don’t have a clue, shop like you search with Google and put those ultra specific and super vague search terms to new use.

We launched NFL Thursday Night Football on Amazon Prime Video with a big fake announcement about a newly-designed big fake football. Wilson created 33 of the balls for real and we actually sold them on Amazon.com with help from Deion Sanders, Matthew Stafford, Russell Wilson and Pat McAfee.

Had fun helping out the team at adam&eveDDB & Hornet bring the warm and fuzzies (and maybe an ugly cry or 2 on TikTok) for Kroger’s latest holiday campaign.

Gillette gets dragged through the mud every time they try to “innovate” their razors. The 5 blades, lubrastrip and pivoting Flexball thingy on their new Fusion ProGlide razor did nothing to sway their detractors.

So, we partnered Gillette with Stark Industries to create a new line of razor prototypes rebuilt with Avengers-inspired technology. Ultimately, showing just how far too much razor innovation can go. 

It’s beautiful up here. The problem is, everyone is staring down at their phones. So, Bose and Amazon introduced headphones for phone-heads that let you walk around heads up and hands-free. With built-in Alexa voice control, you can be inspired by the world around you.

You don’t have to scale Everest in subzero temps to enjoy the outdoors. While other outdoor apparel stores position themselves for extreme adventurers, Sierra Trading Post sells outdoor gear for the everyday. Adventurers who like brisk walks around the block and sipping hot cider in a pumpkin patch. Sierra Trading Post helps you go wild, folks.

SuperuselessSuperpowers.com originated as a blog I started with some other ad guys. Almost a million views (and countless nerd snorts) later we got a book deal. The book features illustrations by Zine extraordinaire Mark Todd. Order it now on Amazon.

Rust rings can muck up your bathroom and your life. So, we got one of Nashville’s best singer-songwriters to sing the catchiest tear-in-your-beer ballad ever made about shave gel. 

Singing and acting by Robert Ellis.
Music and lyrics by me.

Each year, hockey fans closely follow the Stanley Cup Playoffs to witness the next history-making moment. Tasked with evolving the popular HISTORY WILL BE MADE campaign, we found a way to reinvent HISTORY by personifying it. 

Using only existing footage, we singled out the most legendary playoff moments of the game. Readying fans for a postseason that will be just as historic.

Bacardi created its first batch of rum in 1862. The first mojito was created that same year. Not so coincidentally, the best mojitos have always been made the same way.